The invites have all been sent, and it appears that only some of us were invited to the party. We learn that when it comes to lemon and spaghetti parties it is rarely about the food. One NFL team has placed their bets on the fact that in their stadium it has a lot to do with food, though we don't all agree on if it will matter in the end. We try to get to the bottom of the great cooler debate between Yeti and Rtic, and after all of the facts are weighed we are reminded how fickle preferences can be. We had a big week in the political obituary world, but in the end they just led to more plain vanilla funerals.
It has been raining for weeks, but we are still under the belief that Summer is just around the corner so cutting Winter weight and working out is in order. It may be time to find something to do with some extra hair as well, but we learn that all hair is not created equal. A new tattoo is revealed, and along with it some pros and cons. Sometimes when you try to abstain from vices you end up creating more harm than good. It looks like PastiDip is about to make its rounds again so hide anything you don't want to see blacked out, and don't forget to get your rings blessed. Happy Trails!
Sometimes you want to hear a good country song, and Wheeler Walker Jr. is doing his part to give us a few. A year ago an expensive but basic investment was made, and it appears that it was indeed a good value. We find out Granny was keeping a secret all these years, and we wish she could lend some pointers on how to get rid of horny woodpeckers. For those afraid of commitment we may have found a great option to try their hand at farming. History is apparently a story best told while on two wheels, but some stories heard on the couch are even more anticipated.
Sometimes even when you have a great hand your three of a kind can still be beat with a single Deuce...the legend is back. A friend finally speaks the truth, and it only took just over a year for us to hear about it. We may have found a missed connection that actually worked, and to think people say speaking your anonymous feelings into a keyboard late at night while crying over a drink doesn't help you find true love. The local chicken battle is heating up; while Starbucks may be paying the price for their stupid customers. Catching a fish with a drone is proven to be a really good idea, while a potentially really bad idea is helping other fish catch something else entirely. I don't think I would go back in the water just yet.