Aug 7, 2020
Life is full of curve balls, and that isn't always a bad thing. Growing an appendage on your arm only to find out that you can't have it placed where it belongs due to Covid, well that sucks. Running into an actual Karen in the park, only to score her number isn't that worst, unless you are the one who got...
Jul 31, 2020
Don't plant the seeds. Don't plant the seed in a man's head that he should go by the strip club to get some wings. Don't plant the seed shots of Malort will make your party better. Don't plant the seed that America's favorite Tom Hanks can be a citizen of Greece. And please don't plant the seeds that come unannounced...
Jul 23, 2020
Ask anyone who builds or creates for a living, and they will tell you that having the right tool for the job will yield better results and make your life much easier. Whether you are making a fresh pair of Jorts, or working on a car, this advice will always hold true. We also may have found the right light IPA for the...
Jul 16, 2020
This was a week of many battles, but no wars were won. The great Self Checkout Skirmish, The Washington Trademark Struggle, The Pull a Phone Conflict, The Dot Etiquette Dogfight, and of course the Warrior Nun Encounter. All had their winners and losers, but the sum of their parts made for a funny episode.
Jul 9, 2020
Summer is officially here, and as if 2020 can't get any worse the word on the street is jorts are the next new hot fashion trend. Time has a way of bringing fashions back, and it turns out equally as good at removing the potency of sunscreen. These together could make for a dangerous combination, almost as bad as Shia...