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Inside the Pallet House

Inside the Pallet House gives you a peak into the life and times of the crew that laughs, fights, brainstorms, and drinks in the Pallet House. With a rotating cast of characters who stop by the Pallet House you never know where the conversation is going to go, and who may be on the mic. Stop by and hang out every week. Cheers
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Mar 30, 2017

This week are joined by Sara and Alix from the As Told Over Brunch and Passports and Photographs blogs.  This past weekend was the official Brunch Weekend here in town which means we managed to miss it by one week, or are just the first to let you know about Brunch Weekend 2018.  We learn that sharing a link to an old episode of the podcast, even if it is somewhat relevant, may not be the best way to secure guests.  We probably would have had better luck with a picture of tall dudes with puppies.  The quality of some of the glasses we have been "purchasing" from local breweries comes into question, as well as the meaning behind the name of a certain upstart bike club.  

 

 

 

Mar 23, 2017

This week we recap a road-trip across Costa Rica that a rental Hyundai may never recover from.  Road-trips typically require an address as a final destination, but when the address is as vague as the red door after the big turn things can get tricky.  This is where being able to communicate can be a life saver, but we soon learn that the only true universal language is emojis.  People do tend to want to help people though so if you stick at it you can usually get your hands on plenty of beer and even more chicken to fuel the ride.  Just don't expect the journey to be a fast one because paradise rarely moves at the speed of the rest of world.  Pura Vida.

Mar 16, 2017

It is a big world out there people, and in order to see it you are going to have to travel.  Some people will journey far from home, but still refuse to expand their horizons, while others will experience all that a new place has to offer.  An "easy" way to force yourself to travel is to join the military; you will certainly see and learn some new things this way.  If you do go this route you may also be shocked to learn how much more efficient you can become too.  Whether you stand, sit, or kind of squat, this episode will make for a good traveling companion once you download it to your phone.  As we embark on another journey let us remind you that a wise man once said, “Nothing is as overrated as sex, and as underrated as a good shit”.

Mar 9, 2017

Odds are you have found this episode online which is great news because you can always believe everything online, and what you hear today will be no exception.  The truth is that it can be harder to separate fact from fiction now more than ever, and this week we are tested more than once.  We are getting better at this though because one of us has embraced the shady side of the internet by becoming a bit of a troll.  One thing that we know to be true is that even if you are asleep you can still be capable of some really odd actions typically reserved for the awake.  We also learn that 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon is a much longer journey than it would take to connect many others; guess you can't believe everything.

Mar 2, 2017

Zima is back and most of us are pretty excited!  It sounds like they may take a page out of the McRib playbook though and just let us sample the 90s throwback for a limited time.  Walmart released its own craft beer, but their's was forced into a limited time promotion for other reasons.  We learn a little more about  copper compression sleeves, but it is still not really known if they work or don't.  Speaking of things we think we know:  The Earth is still round right?  It is a debate that we thought was put to rest years ago, but it seems to be making a comeback.  Another comeback is making it's rounds, and for most it is pretty easy to accomplish, while for others a transplant may be required.  One thing that we can all agree on is that Mac and Cheese made from powder is better than the kind that comes with the cheese pre-mixed right...no...maybe.  Some things are just not as clear as they seem.  

 

Feb 23, 2017

Life is full of negotiations.  This week Darrelle Revis was in the news and it caused us to revisit a negotiation that Brendan had with him that turned out better than the news would suggest it should have (Episode: The Legend of Revis Mallort).  The classic indecent proposal is a negotiation that most of us will never be forced to have, but it always begs to question if you have a price.  We learn of a negotiation that was over before it ever began simply because one party assumed it was a done deal.  It is Girl Scout cookie season, and it just may be time for the Boy Scouts to enter negotiations with their counterparts to get some better food to sell.  At the end of the day we have internal negotiations that need to be silenced:  How long should I stare, should I eat a taco wrapped in chicken, is that they guy from the waste water plant, and ultimately only you will know who wins those negotiations.

Feb 23, 2017

Life is full of negotiations.  This week Darrelle Revis was in the news and it caused us to revisit a negotiation that Brendan had with him that turned out better than the news would suggest it should have (Episode: The Legend of Revis Mallort).  The classic indecent proposal is a negotiation that most of us will never be forced to have, but it always begs to question if you have a price.  We learn of a negotiation that was over before it ever began simply because one party assumed it was a done deal.  It is Girl Scout cookie season, and it just may be time for the Boy Scouts to enter negotiations with their counterparts to get some better food to sell.  At the end of the day we have internal negotiations that need to be silenced:  How long should I stare, should I eat a taco wrapped in chicken, is that they guy from the waste water plant, and ultimately only you will know who wins those negotiations.

Feb 16, 2017

Are you looking for a deal; well have we got one for you.  We find a cheap car that shouldn't be hiding any surprises, but mostly because the sales pitch is nothing if not honest.  It is worth noting that being honest and just saying whatever comes to your mind is not the same thing, and often yield very different results.  Using a ride sharing app because it seems like a great deal can cost you a lot more than just money if you are not careful with your login.  We learn that in Russia a lot of guys login's to their favorite site may no longer work thanks to some new laws, and while it is undoubtedly a bad deal it isn't even the worst one they passed.  At least we know of place where the value of a pizza and a keg of beer still works out to be a pretty good deal for everybody involved...well almost everybody.

 

Feb 9, 2017

America's favorite un-official holiday is always the perfect excuse to gorge yourself on foods that are normally only fit for the fair, and this year's SuperBowl was no exception.  Some of these foods only show up once a year, while other's are just the same stuff you have been eating since you were a kid now with a fancy name.  We learn of a way to cure colorblindness if only for a time, and we also discover a way to color your hair that works quite well if you put in the time.  Speaking of time it just may be time to buy one of those overpriced coolers you have been longing for.

Feb 2, 2017

This week we are joined by our friend Mike Jackson who throws down the gauntlet with two of the finest beers in America:  Pliny the Elder and Heady Topper.  With some known Hops haters in the room this could be an uphill battle for the favorites.  When it comes to downhill battles the PineWood Derby is where many of us learn about the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.  Some events still till this day give awards for the best Sportsman, and that isn't always a good thing.  We learn a cautionary tail about chasing the dragon, but it isn't what you are thinking.  

 

Jan 26, 2017

Everybody has varying tastes, and often times the more you know the better your taste.  This week we are joined by Brad Kutner the Editor of RVA Mag and Gay RVA to help expose us to some of the best and brightest in the local music scene.  Whether your musical tastes lean more Hip Hop, Metal, Electronica, or somewhere in between you just may find your new local favorite.  Some taste cannot be explained, and we may have found our first fan of the difficult to define Mallort.  We learn a bit more about the ever changing tastes in Pizza, and discover that Brad has a very familiar Egg Nog recipe to one of the crew.  Here's to expanding your knowledge of local music; even if it is only a taste of what there is to find.

 

 

 

 

 

Jan 19, 2017

It looks like the circus will no longer be making the rounds after this year so you will have to find other places to meet your friendly neighborhood protesters.  If you find that you need somewhere to spend all of that money you are saving by not going to the circus Brett Favre has a handful of products you can invest in, or we can point you in the direction of even more expensive jeans.  If spending all that cash doesn't help ease the pain of the big top coming down we may have found the perfect shower beer for you to try while rinsing it away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jan 12, 2017

No matter where you went this week there was a pretty good chance you were going to travel through some snow.  Snow can make it difficult to travel even when you have the perfect truck for the journey.  Sometimes the easy answer is to travel by sled, but when doing so on roads even that can prove to be dangerous.  Other times the mission can be ruined not by the elements, but rather by a lack of attention to detail.  We do learn of a new way to help improve your focus so you don't forget things, but we are not sure we are ready to commit just yet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jan 5, 2017

This week we are joined by Big Rich from The Cheats Movement Podcast and the Booze and Grooves Podcast.  We discover that used tires often come with more than just a low price; sometimes the something extra is good while other times it is not.  In a similar fashion we find that something as simple as Fruit Loops can be seen as a wholesome breakfast in one light, while rather un-wholesome in another.  We are given an alternative to the traditional method of assisting those who cannot see for themselves, and a fool proof way to help others learn if Alzheimer's is on the horizon.  Welcome to 2017 my friends, and if you see a horse in a cul-de-sac, move your car.  

 

Dec 29, 2016

Tis the season for parties, and this week's episode is no exception.  We are joined by Sean from Nectar Sunglasses, and no joke Pat is back.  We all try our hand at making the perfect Eggnog for the party, and we will learn if the best Eggnog is made by hand, by throwing money at it, or by going with the basics.  We also hear the story of the elusive Christmas Camel.  It doesn't visit all for Christmas, but those that it does are blessed for an entire year.  Happy New Year my friends!

 

Dec 22, 2016

Photographers and artists see the world through a different lens and this week we are joined by two of our friends Susan and Sean who make a living doing just that.  With a slight shift in perspective even an innocent movie like Big can take on an entirely different light, or a seemingly fun Ernest movie can take a tragic turn.  Becoming a Scout Leader seems like stand up move, but being on the other side can help you appreciate just how hard it can be to find the right mentors.  We learn of a man who simply watched a game show with a varied focus and it allowed him to cash in time and time again.  Alex Trebeck has a game show that caters to the smart, but a slip of the tongue lets us know how he really feels.  One thing that doesn't change no matter how you look at it is when someone tells the same story twice...unfortunately that happens as well.

 

Dec 15, 2016

This week we are joined by Ray Bullock from the legendary 9:55 Comedy Club, and Fools Day Comedy Troupe.  Having a comedian around this time of year can really help you to find the funny in what can often be an increasingly stressful time of year.  What doesn't help is when a negative story about about Santa shows up under our tree wrapped in the guise of a heartfelt story...I guess they can't all be John Cena.  We are reminded of the frustrations encountered at Starbucks, and learn of the simple joy of Tim Horton's.  To top it off we learn that Klingons and Dogs can get along, and if those two corners of the universe can join in harmony then I think it should be easy for all of us to focus on the good this holiday season.

 

Dec 8, 2016

When one is left alone you never know what is going to come of it.  Ely was left alone and he almost managed to destroy a boat, but a lesson was learned in how tools can help next time.  We witness many a mustache left alone to grow, and the surprising amount of good they can do when they pool their strengths.  Kids are often left alone, and many of them turn to games that appear to not really have a point or end.  When a house is left alone these days it can still be vacuumed, and we learn some finer points of how this can be done.  Other times hands left alone are simply the devils plaything.    

 

Dec 1, 2016

Trees are falling at a tremendous rate this week.  Some trees spend their whole life marching towards the inevitable fate of ending up in a bucket of water in a house for a few weeks.  Other trees grow to tremendous heights only to drop one ill timed branch and trigger the destruction of many.  We have stories of both kinds this week, but with no help from our soundboard.  We realize that Budweiser pulled a fast one on Chicago fans, and a bottle of Mallort has finally arrived with similarly disappointing results.  At least two people are going to be happy as we reveal our November contest winners.

Nov 23, 2016

This week we are joined by Carter from Carbon Leaf to help us start the holiday season off right, and catch up before their annual Homecoming Holiday show on Dec 17th.  Travel this time of year can be rough, and oftentimes it seems if it can go wrong, it does go wrong.  Hopefully your tow truck driver is able to still get you to the show on time.  As you gather with family and friends this year you may have to stop and thank a pile of soggy wheat for bringing us all together many years ago.  It may sound gross, but it has to be better than the oysters at I-Hop.  Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

 

 

 

Nov 17, 2016

Welcome to the other side of the 2016 election my friends; if you aren't sure who won then it is possible that your social media feeds have just been sending you the news they want you to hear.  Rest assured that very soon your feeds will be filled with Holiday greetings from near and far, and of course pictures of all of the great food they are eating  (we are starting with fried chicken skins, fried turkeys, and battered Monte Cristo sandwiches).  Those loved ones that are even further away may feel closer than ever with the advent of facetime and some new "toys" we learned about.  If that doesn't work then you can always retreat to your neighborhood float tank to clear your mind...or not.

Nov 10, 2016

Change is a constant in all of our lives; sometimes for better and other times for worse.  Changes to our health are easy to notice, but often times it can be more difficult to see these changes in our pets.  Speaking of pets why do movies about dogs always end so poorly (not Air Bud of course, he is an athlete).  Interesting changes in the capabilities of robots are going to force some of us to change our definition of what is and is not crossing the line.  Changes to pyramid schemes are typically only to the name of the company, because from what we can tell the top is always better.  We also get an outside view on our Chicago 7 theory, but did it change our minds...

 

Nov 3, 2016

A pilgrimage to baseball sacred ground is completed, and like most road trips it is met with its fair share of bumps.  What started out as an amazing deal quickly took a turn for the worse, and that is before the price gouging began.  If you look hard enough though you can usually find some loopholes to save some money and still be part of the scene; just be sure to remember what you can and cannot do as your bags are checked.  We are reminded that people from the Midwest are pretty nice, even when they are mad.  Enjoy the ride!

 

Oct 27, 2016

Communication can be a tricky thing.  This week we learn about an Uber driver who may or may not have thought he was doing the right thing, but his efforts have certainly left us with an uneasy feeling.  The good news is that they have ponied up with a financial windfall befitting of the error…or not.  We are reminded that not all margaritas are created equal, and even when signs are available a language barrier can prove too difficult to overcome.  A phrase that hasn’t been uttered in 71 years has suddenly begun to ring true yet again…The Cubs are in the World Series!  It might be time for a road trip, or another donut, we will have to see.

Oct 20, 2016

It is listener appreciation night as two long time listeners join us on the show.  This week we find out that there is a yet another way to ingest nicotine coming down down the pike, and it is still early enough to tell us it is safe.  Synthetic versions of natural substances have been getting a lot of press lately and it is rarely good; while some of the most natural of delivery methods have been experiencing some public backlash as well...you can't say we aren't fans though.  We are reminded that pastries are a powerful treat, and if leveraged properly can sway a negotiation in your favor.  A conspiracy theory that we have been trying to get to the bottom of is given a little more credence, but nobody is coming completely clean just yet.

 

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