Nov 28, 2019
In the beginning there was nothing, and then the first mustache was created. This week we are joined by the first mustache that grew for only one month, and did it in the face of those who wore one year round. While they look similar they are fairly different. Much like the Gingerbread Stout VS NinjaBread Man. To...
Nov 22, 2019
If you are trying to good do the ends justify the means? This week we have to believe the answer is yes, and we have found a new way to leverage our mustache powers in the name of the greater good. Burger King tried to do what they thought was right, but they should have known they would be condemned for such things. ...
Nov 15, 2019
This week we discuss some of our Super Powers. All of us are flexing our super ability to grow mustaches for good, but there are other powers that are less know. One of us can produce food direct from his nose, while another can only smell things if it is in the proper glass. Another of us can summon the feds with...
Nov 8, 2019
Often times you hear a story that sounds just like another experience you have had, but with subtle differences. Like the guy with a trunk full of Krispy Kreme's. One guy makes money and the other loses money, but both cars reek of doughnuts. A couple guys take shots of Malort, but one ends up with a belly full of...
Nov 1, 2019
We are on the precipice of growing season, and for many of us this means we are about to settle into our more charitable alter ego, for the rest of you it means we are hoping you find your charitable side. We are not there yet though so shaving is still on the agenda, and some of us shaved more then we meant to....